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  • interviewer: so, leave us with a word of wisdom?
  • alex: don't-
  • rian: let's do this, you say a word then i say a word
  • alex: don't
  • rian: ever
  • alex: cross
  • rian: the
  • alex: train
  • rian: tracks
  • alex: without
  • rian: looking
  • alex: at
  • rian: the
  • alex: belt
  • rian: loop
  • alex: in
  • rian: your
  • alex: stockings
  • rian: that's it
  • alex: (whispers) first, say first
  • rian: first
  • alex: there it is
  • rian: what was the sentence?
  • alex: it was 'don't ever cross the train tracks without looking at the loop in your stockings first' (laughs) pretty good
  • interviewer: remember that, kids
  • alex: it's an important one
  • rian: if there's one thing that we attribute our success to, it's that
  • alex: always check your belt loops in your stockings first before your cross the train tracks just cause that shit'll fuck you up
  • rian: they do that better on whose line is it anyway
  • alex: that shit will ruin your life
  • rian: wayne brady
  • alex: wayne brady is just
  • rian: awesome
  • alex: the middle aged white women's black man
  • rian: that, it's true
  • alex: it's true
  • rian: just like we're the
  • alex: we're the middle aged black women's white boys
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of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite 

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on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg


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anditslove:

Hamlet the mini pig goes down the steps to get to oatmeal.

OMG I WANT IT

MAXIMUM LEVEL OF CUTE!!!!! :”’D

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ALL TIME LOW PRESENTS THE SHIT WE NEVER FUCKING PLAY TOUR

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  • running from lions
  • break out! break out!
  • toxic valentine
  • walls
  • actors
  • shameless
  • stay awake
  • poison
  • painting flowers
  • return the favor
  • the girl’s a straight up hustler
  • hit the lights
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  • let it roll
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  • hometown heroes; national nobodies
  • circles
  • get down on your knees and tell me you love me
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